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Recent Game Reviews
Super Idiot
Rated 1 / 5 stars September 20, 2006
boooooooooo
Tetris blows, adding a 'plot' to it doesn't make it fun, in Tetris, when you lose, you lose, in this, when you lose, you lose a game of Tetris and oh, some kid sucks on a shotgun popsicle, whoa- about that; you do well and the kid DOESN'T shoot himself? Boo, your game sucked so much it made me make a huge run-on sentence.
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Tutorial [X]-Intermediate
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars December 28, 2004
Don't blam tutorial movies you stupids!
Well, if you do, you can't possibly expect to be able to complain about 'n00bs' making bad videos then, can you?
thats a good point
Splooge Invaders
Rated 4 / 5 stars November 21, 2004
Yaaay!
My trust in contraceptive methods has just been destroyed... Those sperm are relentless.
Recent Audio Reviews
Solo Riff
Rated 4 / 5 stars June 20, 2005
Nice work.
It sounded pretty swank for the first half-minute, then you sort of ran out of steam, started to piddle-fart a bit. But regardless, I couldn't pull off any of that. Nice stuff.
Fat Butch Fem
Rated 4 / 5 stars June 20, 2005
Bahahaha
Wowza, very nice. I've listened to a bunch of your stuff, you're amazingly diverse, but you have that heavy-metal style imbedded in you it seems, even in your 'blues' stuff. Which is an interesting hybrid of genres. Yeah, anyway, nice stuff. All of it.
Hey Joe cover
Rated 4 / 5 stars June 20, 2005
Swank.
Although the fact that you mention that you're 14 in all your audio annoys me, it does blow me away. That you are so young. When I first started it up, I was disappointed, since the riff sucked, it doesn't sound too good, but then you started out on lead, and wowza.
If you wouldn't mind, could you tell me what setup you had to play the lead parts? Sounds like a Tele or a Strat, but more on where you had your tone knobs at et cetera.
sorry i didnt get around to replying. i just now figured it out. im actualy playing on an epiphone les paul on a mac G4. the guitar is plugged into the mac without any additional changes. so whatever the macintosh default input is theres your answer
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 2 / 5 stars April 13, 2008
unremarkable
graphics were decent, voice acting was... clear I guess, funny was nowhere to be seen though. at least the title of the movie was reflective of the movie's quality.
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars June 30, 2006
Wow...
I thought this would be remotely funny, but I was completely mistaken. Shitty childish dialogue; the jokes weren't funny, and were just riddled with curse words that just made you sound like a six year old. No style to speak of, the same repetitve jokes that most austere parodies spew out.
The excessive swearing is making fun of the Counter Strike players who seem to know no other vocabulary words. If you had a brain, perhaps you'd get the joke.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars January 19, 2006
IT""S YO BIRFHDUY
Yar. I am a helpful and constructive reviewer.